Scholars Believe David's Attention Was Captured By Bathsheba's American Eagle Jeans (Satire)
Aug 4th 2025 5:42pm EDT
JERUSALEM — Recent discoveries through in-depth study of ancient texts provided new insight into a well-known biblical tale, as scholars now believe that King David’s attention was initially captured by Bathsheba’s American Eagle jeans.
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