Drug Cartels Begin Using Kryptonite To Fend Off ICE Agent Dean Cain (Satire)
Aug 8th 2025 5:14pm EDT
U.S. — Radioactive debris from the planet Krypton, known as Kryptonite, was discovered at the site of an ICE raid on Friday, signaling that Mexican cartels had begun carrying the dangerous substance in an attempt to thwart new ICE agent Dean Cain.
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