Man Tells Subway Worker He's Looking For Something With Stopping Power That's Compact And Easy To Conceal (Satire)

Aug 15th 2025 3:06pm EDT

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An unidentified man at a local Subway location was seen asking the Sandwich Artist on duty if they had a sandwich that has good stopping power that’s also compact and easy to conceal.

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