Scholars Now Believe Samson Slew 1,000 Philistines With A 6-Inch Italian B.M.T. (Satire)
Aug 16th 2025 1:24pm EDT
WORLD — Old Testament scholars announced today that new evidence has revealed Samson actually slew one thousand Philistines with a 6-inch Italian B.M.T. on wheat.
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