Study Finds Average Parent Spends 92% Of Life In School Pickup Line (Satire)
Aug 19th 2025 1:30pm EDT

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A new study from Pew Research indicates that the average parent spends 92% of his or her life waiting for children in the school pickup line.
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