Introvert Bites Down On Cyanide Capsule As Waiters Start Singing 'Happy Birthday' To Him (Satire)
Aug 21st 2025 2:38pm EDT
RIVERDALE, UT — A tragic scene ensued last night, as an introvert bit down on a cyanide capsule at his own birthday dinner as soon as the waiters started singing “Happy Birthday” to him.
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