‘No, I Didn’t Eat Any Of That Walmart Shrimp,’ Says Husband Glowing Neon Green (Satire)
Aug 23rd 2025 11:21am EDT
TUCSON, AZ — Local husband Ryan Masterson denied having consumed any radioactive Walmart shrimp, though his wife had her doubts due to his entire body emitting a soft neon green glow.
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