Southwest To Require Your Mom To Charter Entire Plane (Satire)
Aug 27th 2025 1:13pm EDT
DALLAS, TX — As part of a company-wide initiative to increase revenue and provide a greater level of comfort for its passengers, Southwest Airlines announced that, effective immediately, your mom would be required to charter the entire plane to accommodate her.
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