The Babylon Bee Updated Guide To Christian Lingo (Satire)
Aug 31st 2025 1:01pm EDT
Christians, you might have noticed, have their own unique way of talking that can seem like a completely different language. To help you translate, the Babylon Bee has compiled this handy updated guide to Christian phrases:
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