Report: Chicago Shootings Down As The Official Guy Who Keeps Track Of All The Shootings Got Shot (Satire)
Sep 2nd 2025 1:29pm EDT
CHICAGO, IL — City officials were relieved to get some unexpectedly positive news following the holiday weekend, as Chicago shootings were reportedly down, as the guy who keeps track of all the shootings got shot.
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