Heaven Confirms Pastors Are Allowed To Speed On Way To Church (Satire)
Sep 12th 2025 1:50pm EDT
HEAVEN — According to heavenly sources, church pastors are officially exempt from all posted speeding limits and well within their rights to speed on the way to church.
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