Researchers Believe Autism Is Caused By Trains Being So Gosh Darned Cool (Satire)
Sep 30th 2025 1:09pm EDT
U.S. — A groundbreaking study of the factors contributing to autism has convinced scientists and doctors that autism is most likely caused by trains being so gosh darned cool.
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