Chicago Police Cut Spending By Just Taping Off Locations That Aren’t Murder Scenes (Satire)

Oct 15th 2025 3:45pm EDT

CHICAGO — To reduce spending, the Chicago Police Department has reportedly introduced a new policy where they tape off locations that aren’t murder scenes.

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