John Bolton's Mustache Agrees To Testify Against Him In Exchange For Immunity (Satire)
Oct 17th 2025 1:08pm EDT
GREENBELT, MD — A former Trump administration National Security Advisor’s legal defense faced an uphill battle, as news broke that John Bolton’s mustache had agreed to testify against him in exchange for immunity.
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