Dad Accepted Into Ninja School After Leaping Under Garage Door As It's Closing (Satire)

Oct 28th 2025 4:00pm EDT

COLUMBUS, OH — Local dad Tripp Cashton was elated to receive his acceptance to Ninja School after nailing the feat of leaping under a garage door just as it closed.

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