Rockstar Announces 'GTA 6' Is Now Available And Oh No There's The Trumpet Of God And The World Is Ending! (Satire)

Nov 7th 2025 5:31pm EST

NEW YORK, NY — In a reversal of yesterday’s announcement, Rockstar Games revealed that the hotly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI is, in fact, available now. Rockstar President and co-founder Sam Houser confirmed that the game was finally completed and ready for digital download immediately — unfortunately, the trumpet of God has sounded and everyone […]

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