Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed (Satire)
Nov 18th 2025 2:43pm EST
IRVINE, CA — In an attempt to draw in more members, New Hope Crosspointe Church introduced a new feature this past Sunday, allowing congregants to set the pastor to a 2x speaking speed so they can end the service faster and get back to their lives.
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