Woman Brings Home World’s Most Effective, Adorable Alarm Clock (Satire)
Nov 24th 2025 2:21pm EST
LANSING, MI — Local woman Mildred Donavon reportedly impressed her friends and family this week when she brought home the world’s most effective and affordable alarm clock.
Discuss on Nostr!
Nostr Note ID note1dwlyyy8hps4gf8teyzkfyxr6fumkds2hl0fc8tmha0mpdt93e9mq2m4lc5 Open on Primal.net Open on Snort.social Open on Iris.to Open on Coracle.social
New to Nostr?
Create an account now & join the conversation!
Promote it on DissentWatch!
- To advertise this post for $0.02 per visit send bitcoins to the address below
- The post will be promoted daily via social media & our "Featured News" display in multiple places
- You can add more anytime
- Ranking order in the Featured News box is based on the balance remaining
Received: 0 mBTC (0.00 USD)
Spent: 0 mBTC (0.00 USD)
Balance: 0 mBTC (0.00 USD)
The amounts above may be lagging behind. If you just sent a payment click below to get more up to date results and push the post to the "Featured News" box faster.