Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated (Satire)

Nov 26th 2025 12:12pm EST

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump’s seemingly bulletproof strategy of choosing lawyers exclusively based on bust size has not worked out nearly as well as anticipated.

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