‘That Ukraine-Russia Peace Deal? I Brokered It. Me!’ Marco Rubio Tells Everyone At Thanksgiving Kids' Table (Satire)
Nov 26th 2025 12:54pm EST
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources at the White House say that Marco Rubio spent a full hour and a half telling the other little guys at the Thanksgiving kids’ table how he himself brokered the Ukraine-Russia peace deal.
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