‘No Thanks,’ Says Hungry Homeless Man After Being Offered Marshmallow Jello Salad (Satire)
Nov 28th 2025 2:20pm EST
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — New reports indicated that local homeless man John Brill politely yet firmly refused a passerby’s offer of free leftover marshmallow jello salad earlier today, despite having not eaten in several days.
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