Reminder: Santa Wants Gluten In His Cookies (Satire)
Dec 12th 2025 2:08pm EST
U.S. — As Christmas Eve approaches, decorations adorn the tree, and bands of carolers prepare to roam the streets, an urgent message arrived from the North Pole to remind everyone not to forget that Santa Claus wants gluten in his cookies.
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