Brown University Hires Chief Wiggum To Track Down Shooter (Satire)
Dec 17th 2025 1:14pm EST
PROVIDENCE, RI — Leadership at Brown University, frustrated with the lack of progress in tracking the shooter who killed two students and injured many more on December 13, has reportedly recruited Police Chief Clancy Wiggum of Springfield to assist in the case.
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