Oh No! Russian Forces Invade Alaska While NORAD Distracted Tracking Santa (Satire)
Dec 24th 2025 7:28pm EST
ANCHORAGE, AK — A military spokesman confirmed Wednesday that Russian forces launched a successful sneak attack on Alaska while everyone at North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) was busy tracking Santa’s sleigh.
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