Planet Fitness Offering Convenient New Two-Week Membership For New Year's (Satire)
Dec 30th 2025 10:33am EST
HAMPTON, NH — As millions resolve to briefly get back in shape, Planet Fitness announced a convenient new two-week gym membership just in time for the New Year’s holiday.
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