Mamdani Tunes Into ‘The View’ To Receive His Classified Morning Briefing (Satire)
Jan 6th 2026 1:26pm EST
NEW YORK, NY — A statement from the mayor’s office confirmed Zohran Mamdani was following the situation in Venezuela very closely and would have more to report after his classified morning briefing, which he receives from watching The View.
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