White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio (Satire)

Jan 7th 2026 12:37pm EST

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million new jobs being created in just one month. However, the unemployment rate remained unchanged, as every single one of the jobs was filled by Marco Rubio.

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