'Shhh… You’ll Get Your Chance Soon,' Says Trump Soothing B-2 Bombers In Hangar (Satire)

Jan 16th 2026 1:19pm EST

TUSCON, AZ — During a routine aircraft inspection at the 309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group at Davis-Monthan Air Force Base, inspectors witnessed President Trump approach a Northrop B-2 Spirit stealth bomber and gently caress it while whispering, “Shhh… you’ll get your chance soon.”

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