To Save Time, Journalists Now Only Reporting On Any Free Agents The Dodgers Did Not Sign (Satire)
Jan 16th 2026 3:11pm EST
U.S. — To improve efficiency with their time management, sports journalists covering Major League Baseball announced that they would now only report on any free agents the Los Angeles Dodgers do not sign to their team.
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