7 Things To Say When Called On In Bible Class When You Weren’t Paying Attention (Satire)

Jan 17th 2026 3:04pm EST

You were deeply lost in a daydream right in the middle of Bible class when – oh no! The professor is calling your name to answer a question about… something. Here are the ten best things to say if you find yourself in this terrible situation:

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