Apple Introduces New IPhone For Your Other Hand (Satire)
Jan 19th 2026 5:10pm EST
CUPERTINO, CA — The world’s most popular and trendsetting tech manufacturer set the consumer world on fire once again this week, as Apple introduced a new iPhone for your other hand.
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