Subarus Now Come With Built-In ICE Tracker (Satire)
Jan 20th 2026 1:35pm EST
U.S. — To keep up with popular consumer trends and make products more appealing to the company’s customer base, Subaru announced that all models will now come standard with a built-in ICE tracker.
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