Finally: Newsom Announces Finished Construction Of High-Speed Rail Between His House And French Laundry (Satire)
Feb 1st 2026 2:44pm EST
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Newsom announced today that construction has wrapped on the long anticipated high speed rail project, finally connecting his house directly to the French Laundry.
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