Republican, Democrat Party Platforms Now Just Lists Of People They Would Arrest (Satire)

Feb 2nd 2026 12:37pm EST

U.S. — The political system in the United States took a sharp turn away from addressing practical issues facing the nation, as both the Republican and Democratic party platforms were replaced with lists of people they would arrest.

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