Patriots' Offensive Line Surprised To Learn Super Bowl Was Yesterday (Satire)

Feb 9th 2026 1:44pm EST

SANTA CLARA, CA — A key part of New England’s team experienced deep disappointment this morning, as the Patriots’ offensive line learned that the Super Bowl was yesterday.

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