Imperial Stormtrooper Once Again Finishes Dead Last In Olympic Biathlon (Satire)
BOLZANO — The Galactic Empire was met with collective disappointment in its first chance at bringing home a medal at the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Olympic Games, as an Imperial stormtrooper once again finished dead last in the qualifying round of the men’s biathlon.
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