Family Leaving Church After Finding Out Pastor Pronounces 'Wash' Like 'Worsh' (Satire)
Feb 11th 2026 2:24pm EST
GILBERT, AZ — According to sources, a family of church visitors left services almost immediately on Sunday after the finding out that pastor said “worsh” instead of “wash.”
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