Elon Confirms Mars Voyage Delayed Again After 'Diablo II' Update (Satire)
AUSTIN, TX — Humanity’s voyage to Mars suffered a significant delay following an admission by SpaceX CEO Elon Musk that he just learned of a new update to Diablo II: Resurrected, and he would be quite busy playing that for the next few years. Powered by WPeMatico
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