'Throw Pillows' Narrowly Edges Out 'Food' In Local Couple's Monthly Budget (Satire)
May 22nd 2026 4:04pm EDT
DES MOINES, IA — After a tense end-of-month budgeting session, local couple Derek and Amanda Hollister confirmed on Friday that “throw pillows” had once again narrowly edged out “food” as the family’s largest monthly expense.
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