Media To Just Start Reporting When Trump Wasn't Shot At (Satire)
May 24th 2026 12:51pm EDT
U.S. — After yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump yesterday, the national media has agreed to just start reporting when Trump wasn’t shot at.
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