Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma (Satire)

May 26th 2026 1:42pm EDT

TUCSON, AZ — Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his diploma after the teen expressed frustration at not being able to read the words on the piece of paper.

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