Physicians At Walter Reed Confirm Trump's Midi-Chlorian Count Is Off The Charts (Satire)
May 26th 2026 4:18pm EDT
BETHESDA, MD — Results from President Donald Trump’s 6-month physical at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center appeared to show that his midi-chlorian count is “off the charts.”
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