Wife Says Her Love Language Is All Of Them And You're Going To Have To Guess Which One She Wants Today (Satire)
May 26th 2026 5:47pm EDT
PROVO, UT — Local wife Allie Goodman told her husband that she identified with all five of the common “love languages,” and she was not sure which one she wanted today, but he was just going to have to guess.
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