Democrats Hopeful Average Texas Voter Wants To Ban Steak And Thinks God Is Gay (Satire)

May 27th 2026 1:02pm EDT

TEXAS — With the field now set for the Texas Senate race, Democrats are hopeful that the average Texan voter wants to ban steak and believes God is gay.

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