SBC Approves Use Of Tasers On Any Visitor Who Tries To Slip Past Greeters (Satire)
May 27th 2026 6:27pm EDT
NASHVILLE, TN — The Southern Baptist Convention voted to adopt a new church policy on Wednesday where tasers can be used on visitors who try to sneak past the church greeters.
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