Man Watching Blue Origin Explode Just Glad To Know Wife's Amazon Purchases Could Finance This (Satire)
May 30th 2026 11:58am EDT
COLUMBIA, SC — Watching in awe as Blue Origin’s New Glenn rocket exploded in spectacular fashion, local man Dennis Rogers was glad to finally see what his wife’s Amazon purchases had funded.
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