Disney Hoping To Revive Star Wars So They Can Kill It Again (Satire)

Jun 1st 2026 3:13pm EDT

BURBANK, CA — Following a precipitous fall at the box office for The Mandalorian and Grogu, reports circulated that Disney executives called an urgent meeting with Lucasfilm to come up with a plan to revive the floundering Star Wars franchise so they could kill it again.

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