Disney Attempts To Win Star Wars Fans Back With New Jar Jar Binks Trilogy (Satire)
Jun 2nd 2026 4:42pm EDT
BURBANK, CA — In an effort to win back disgruntled fans, Disney executives announced a brand-new Star Wars film trilogy centered entirely around Jar Jar Binks, one of the most popular characters in the franchise.
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