Starmer Sets Up Commission To Respond To Attempted Beheading UPDATE: The Commission Has Been Beheaded (Satire)

Jun 12th 2026 3:52pm EDT

LONDON — According to sources, Prime Minister Keir Starmer set up a commission to discern how best to respond to the attempted beheading in Belfast. UPDATE: The members of the commission have been beheaded.

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