Tim Walz Volunteers To Personally Check Each And Every California Business To See If Owners Are Gay Enough (Satire)

Jun 17th 2026 3:27pm EDT

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With California adopting a new system to check if LGBTQ+ labeled businesses are really gay, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz showed up uninvited at the offices of the California Public Utilities Commission volunteering to personally inspect every California to see if the owners are gay enough.

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